User blog:.Fox/Derpymon Battle with Special Guest Hawkkip 8D

[17:47] == Foxkip [6ccc411e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.108.204.65.30] has joined #TheKipsPokemans [17:47] == mode/ #TheKipsPokemans [+ns] by rowling.freenode.net [17:50] == Hawkkip [47aa2779@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.170.39.121] has joined #TheKipsPokemans [17:50] < Hawkkip > GO HAWKKIP [17:50] <@ Foxkip > ALRIGHTTT [17:50] < Hawkkip > GO CALEBKIP [17:50] <@ Foxkip > LETS GET IT ONNNNNNN, GARY OAK STYLEEEE [17:50] == mode/ #TheKipsPokemans [+o Hawkkip] by Foxkip [17:50] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip does a sexy dance. [17:50] * Foxkip sends out Lucaskip [17:50] <@ Foxkip > "GOOO LUCASKIP" [17:50] <@ Hawkkip > Calebkit backs away slowly...o.o [17:51] <@ Hawkkip > "LUCASKIP" 8D [17:51] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip runs at him and whacks him with a pie [17:51] * Foxkip sends out Derpspark! [17:51] <@ Foxkip > "GOOOO, DERPSPARK!" [17:51] <@ Foxkip > "D8 UM HAI HAWK." [17:51] <@ Hawkkip > "CALEBKIP LIEK USE TROLLFACE BEAM" [17:51] <@ Foxkip > But it had no effect. [17:51] <@ Hawkkip > "DARN >:C" [17:51] <@ Foxkip > Because both Lucaskip and Derpspark were already trolls. [17:51] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip grew buck teeth. [17:51] <@ Foxkip > "LOL, LUCASKIP USE LAZER! SAME WITH YOU DERPSPARK!" [17:52] <@ Foxkip > Lucaskip used Lazer! [17:52] <@ Hawkkip > Calebkip slapped Hawkkip. "NOO" [17:52] <@ Foxkip > Derpspark used Lazer! [17:52] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip drooled a little... [17:52] <@ Foxkip > Lucaskip backed away. [17:52] <@ Foxkip > "O.O" [17:52] <@ Hawkkip > Calebkip felt uncomfortable and kicked Lucaskip in the shin. [17:52] <@ Foxkip > "OW" [17:52] <@ Hawkkip > "HAHAHA" [17:52] <@ Hawkkip > "LOSER" [17:52] <@ Hawkkip > Squidwardkip popped out of its Pokeball! [17:52] <@ Foxkip > Lucaskip kicked him back! [17:52] <@ Foxkip > Lucaskip knew Karate! [17:53] <@ Hawkkip > He started screaming at Derpspark for being living matter. [17:53] <@ Foxkip > Derpspark screamed! [17:53] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip suddenly threw a giant fireball at Lucaskip. [17:53] <@ Foxkip > Derpspark used LOLIBEATYPHLOSIONNSTUFFSOUCANTHURTME [17:53] <@ Hawkkip > Then sat back, feeling rather proud of herself. [17:53] <@ Hawkkip > Squidwardkip collasped into a pile of oatmeal. [17:53] <@ Foxkip > "D8" [17:53] <@ Hawkkip > "NOOO SQUIDDY" [17:54] <@ Hawkkip > "Calebkip, use THATMOVEWHICHIFORGOTITSNAME" [17:54] <@ Foxkip > Lucaskip got a knife! [17:54] <@ Hawkkip > Calebkip flicked Lucaskip's elbow. [17:54] <@ Foxkip > Lucaskip stared [17:54] <@ Foxkip > it had no effect [17:54] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip sat dreamily, staring at Calebkip with a heart over her head. [17:54] <@ Foxkip > because Lucaskip knew Karate and was buff. [17:54] <@ Hawkkip > Squidwardkip yelled at Hawkkip for not being a hamburger. [17:54] <@ Hawkkip > "FREAKING YOU FREAKING SQUIDWARD DERP" [17:54] <@ Hawkkip > she cursed. [17:55] <@ Hawkkip > Ashton withdrew Squidwardkip! [17:55] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip looked at Lucaskip and felt his muscles. [17:55] <@ Foxkip > Lucaskip felt... somewhat awkward., [17:55] <@ Hawkkip > Then suddenly burned him with Explosion. [17:55] <@ Foxkip > "WHAT." [17:56] * Foxkip withdrew Lucaskip! [17:56] * Foxkip sent out herself! [17:56] <@ Foxkip > "GOOO, FOXKIP!" [17:56] <@ Hawkkip  > Hawkkip made an evil fgt grin at Foxkip. [17:57] <@ Hawkkip > Calebkip was returned to his Pokeball muttering something... [17:57] <@ Foxkip > Foxkip- Lvl 100 Shiny, 999 HP, 999 Atk., 999 Def, 999 Sp. Atk, 999 Sp. Def! [17:57] <@ Foxkip > She was 999 everything to be exact! [17:57] <@ Hawkkip  > "HAY LOOK FOXKIP." [17:57] <@ Foxkip > Foxkip blinked. [17:57] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip did the wave and sat down, staring blankly. [17:57] * Foxkip raeged out! [17:57] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip - level 2 but level 1000 in sexiness [17:58] * Foxkip did the moonwalk, but even better as Micheal Jackson! [17:58] <@ Hawkkip > "NU :v" [17:58] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip chunked a lemon at Foxkip's head. [17:59] * Foxkip had that little red thingy whatever it was called that they do in comics and anime and stuff over her head! [17:59] * Foxkip used KABOOOM!!!! [17:59] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip stood up and was uneffected cuz of her extremely high sexiness level. [17:59] * Foxkip 's Sexiness level was at 5000! [17:59] <@ Hawkkip > "HAWKKIP USE LIEK FIRETHUNDERSTRIKEDEATHMOVEOHYEAH" [18:00] <@ Foxkip > But wait! [18:00] <@ Foxkip > Foxkip held on using her Anti-Rapist Band! [18:00] * Foxkip was left with 1 HP! [18:00] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip opened her mouth and shot a firey exposion of thunderbolts. [18:00] * Foxkip used Endeavor! [18:00] * Foxkip used Quick Attack! [18:00] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip held the Unsexy item for Sexy people and was still alive somehow. [18:01] <@ Hawkkip > "HAWKKIP RETURN!" [18:01] * Foxkip gave herself a Full Restore! [18:01] <@ Hawkkip > "GOOOOO PERRYTHEPLATYPUS" [18:01] * Foxkip sent out GaryOakfgt! [18:01] <@ Hawkkip > Perry jumped out using his super amazing ninja skills. [18:01] <@ Foxkip > "O8" [18:01] <@ Hawkkip > He kicked GaryOakfgt in the face, then did a back flip. [18:02] <@ Foxkip > "ORLY" [18:02] <@ Hawkkip > "YEAHRLY" [18:02] <@ Hawkkip > "OH YOU" [18:02] <@ Foxkip > "WELL THERE'S 8 KANTO BADGES. I GOT 10 OF 'EM." [18:02] <@ Hawkkip > "FGT" [18:02] <@ Foxkip > "NO U" [18:02] <@ Hawkkip > "OH ME" [18:02] <@ Hawkkip > "ISEEWHATYOUDIDTHAR" [18:02] <@ Foxkip > GaryOakfgt used Entei Sees! [18:02] <@ Foxkip > It's super effective! [18:03] <@ Hawkkip > Perry gasped and was paralyzed, but stood up. He used Aerial Ace and cut down GaryOakfgt's HP! [18:03] <@ Foxkip > GaryOakfgt was still standing! [18:03] <@ Hawkkip > "LIEK WHAT" [18:04] <@ Foxkip > GaryOakfgt used Mudkips! [18:04] <@ Foxkip > GaryOakfgt turned on the TV! [18:04] <@ Hawkkip > Ashton retrieved Perry and sent out Ronald McDonald. [18:04] <@ Foxkip > On the TV was Mudkips! [18:04] <@ Hawkkip > Ronald danced creepily and waved his hands around. [18:04] <@ Foxkip > "MAH!" [18:04] <@ Foxkip > "HIEP!" [18:04] <@ Hawkkip > "KIP!" [18:04] <@ Foxkip > "MAH" [18:04] <@ Foxkip > "HIEP" [18:04] <@ Foxkip > "MAH" [18:04] <@ Foxkip > "HIEP" [18:04] <@ Foxkip > "MAH" [18:04] <@ Foxkip > "HIEP [18:05] <@ Hawkkip > Ronald McDonald used Greasy Heart Attack! He chunked a Big Mac at the TV and it splattered manmade chemicals EVERYWHERE! [18:05] <@ Foxkip > "D: OH GOD NO" [18:05] <@ Foxkip > Foxkip used Clean Up! [18:05] <@ Hawkkip  > Ronald McDonald used Ballooon Animal and made a trollface with a balloon, then threw it at Foxkip. [18:05] <@ Hawkkip > But wait! [18:05] <@ Hawkkip > The trollface bounced off! [18:06] <@ Hawkkip > "D:" [18:06] <@ Foxkip > Everything was reset! Everyone had their max HP restored! [18:06]  * Foxkip giggled. [18:06] <@ Hawkkip > "LIEK HOORAY" [18:06]  * Foxkip knew the move Clean Up and was happy about it [18:06] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip got out and threw a can of soup in the air. [18:06]  * Foxkip used Clean Up! [18:06] <@ Foxkip > Before the can of soup could fall to the floor and make a mess... [18:06] <@ Hawkkip > She then shot a fireball at it and hot soup landed all over Foxkip! [18:07] * Foxkip used Clean Up Binder! [18:07] <@ Hawkkip > BRB [18:07] * Foxkip 's HP was fully restored! [18:07] <@ Foxkip > K [18:07] <@ Hawkkip > MY BROTHER NEEDS FOOD [18:13] <@ Foxkip > xD [18:13] * Foxkip gets her Pokemon Black and sees her Vulpix named Hawkey [18:13] * Foxkip looks at her other party slots [18:14] * Foxkip sees a female eevee named Echo 8D [18:17] <@ Hawkkip > :D [18:17] * Hawkkip browzes through her party box. Calebkip, Hawkkip, Squidwardkip, PerrythePlatypus, Ronald McDonald...but who was this? [18:17] <@ Hawkkip > THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT [18:18] <@ Hawkkip > GOOOO JUSTIN BIEBER! [18:18] <@ Foxkip > HOLY CRAP NOOOO [18:18] <@ Hawkkip  > Justin Bieber grabbed Foxkip and lovingly sang to her, "Baby, Baby, Baby, OH, Baby baby baby, NO" [18:18] * Foxkip puts GaryOakfgt back in the pokeball! [18:18] * Foxkip was disgusted! [18:19] * Foxkip sent out Rebbeca Black and Nyan Cat! [18:19] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip screamed loudly and had hearts in her eyes, clawing and frantically trying to get to him but Ashton held her back. [18:19] <@ Hawkkip > OHNO [18:19] <@ Hawkkip > NOT REBECCA BLACK [18:19] <@ Hawkkip > Justin Bieber was horrified at Rebecca Black's ugliness. [18:19] <@ Foxkip > Rebecca Black used Derp! [18:19] <@ Hawkkip > He took off his hat and threw it like a frisbee at her face. [18:19] <@ Foxkip > Rebecca Black got confused! [18:20] <@ Hawkkip > Justin Bieber took this opportunity to dance terribly. [18:20] <@ Foxkip > Rebecca Black is confused.... She's not sure what seat she should take.... [18:20] <@ Hawkkip > XDD [18:20] <@ Foxkip > xD [18:20] <@ Foxkip > Nyan Cat used Space Travel! [18:20] <@ Foxkip > Nyan Cat picked up Justin Bieber and threw him in Space! [18:21] <@ Hawkkip > Justin Bieber used Amazing Drum Skillz and banged on the drums. [18:21] <@ Hawkkip > Sound waves harshly hit Nyan Cat. [18:21] <@ Hawkkip > It's super effective! [18:21] <@ Foxkip > But wait! [18:21] <@ Foxkip > Nyan Cat wasn't affected to Sound-related attacks! [18:22] <@ Hawkkip > No! [18:22] <@ Foxkip > Thank god she had that Stereo ability! [18:22] <@ Hawkkip > Ashton withdrew Justin Bieber and sent out Hawkkip. [18:22] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip had sunglasses on and just sat there with a blank expression. [18:22] <@ Foxkip > Rebecca Black is confused.... She doesn't know if it's Saturday or Friday... [18:22] <@ Hawkkip > XDDD [18:23] <@ Foxkip > xD i made both of those myself xDDD [18:23] <@ Hawkkip > Hawkkip waved her arm frantically at Rebecca Black. "My hand's a dolphin!" [18:23] <@ Hawkkip > (Their pretty good.. XD [18:23] <@ Foxkip > (thanks xD) [18:23] <@ Hawkkip > (DANG I GOTTA GO) [18:23] <@ Hawkkip > (PUT THIS ON COTC <3) [18:23] <@ Foxkip > (D:) [18:23] <@ Foxkip > (OKAY <3) [18:23] <@ Hawkkip > (SO WE CAN CHERISH IT) [18:23] <@ Hawkkip > LIEK BAI [18:23] <@ Foxkip > (COME BACK LATER IF YOU CAN <3) [18:23] == Hawkkip [47aa2779@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.170.39.121] has quit [Quit: Page closed]